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Pretty Little Stoner
@pr3ttylilstoner
I can't remember the last time I showered and my eye brows are growing eye brown
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Pretty Little Stoner
@pr3ttylilstoner
I put off buying the damn glasses until they were all sold out so I'm missing the eclipse. Fuck my procrastination problem
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Pretty Little Stoner
@pr3ttylilstoner
Nothing like your boss getting an attitude with you about a mistake she made, doesn't get more Monday than that
Pretty Little Stoner
@pr3ttylilstoner
"I find it quite ironic that the most dangerous thing about #weed is getting caught with it"
- Bill Murray pic.twitter.com/d8eLWKaOcU
- Bill Murray pic.twitter.com/d8eLWKaOcU
Retweet of status by @DublinHempCo
Pretty Little Stoner
@pr3ttylilstoner
I'm ready to smoke, ready to drink a glass of wine. Ready to dance! But my body is like no bitch, sit the fuck down
Pretty Little Stoner
@pr3ttylilstoner
I know you all hate her but, I'm happy Taylor Swifts music is on Spotify I don't think the girl deserves all the hate she got
Pretty Little Stoner
@pr3ttylilstoner
I'm desperate for a trip to the hair salon
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Pretty Little Stoner
@pr3ttylilstoner
I hate living in a world where being "fat" is the worst thing a person can be, ya know not selfish or judgmental or cruel
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Pretty Little Stoner
@pr3ttylilstoner
One of my main house goals is to have an amazing spot in my backyard where I can smoke a blunt after I've put all the kids to sleep
Pretty Little Stoner
@pr3ttylilstoner
I hate being an adult and having to worry about things like a credit score and interest rates and mortgage payments
Pretty Little Stoner
@pr3ttylilstoner
My mouth gets me in trouble and apparently so do my fingers
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
