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copy & paste +upvote -downvote My blue cheese cravings have caused blue cheese gas. Do I tell my wife that's why she has been having vivid dreams of wings & blue cheese.๐ณ๐
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Queen BB
@praisecheese
If there's "a wolf in every dog",
then there's a monkey in every man.
I do love banana bread.
then there's a monkey in every man.
I do love banana bread.
Retweet of status by @kickitupanacho
09 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If there's "a wolf in every dog",
then there's a monkey in every man.
๐ค I do love banana bread.
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Queen BB
@praisecheese
Inhale cheese, exhale negativity
Retweet of status by @zannavandijk
09 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Inhale cheese, exhale negativity ๐ง
Queen BB
@praisecheese
: That will be $462.00, how
would you like to pay for that?
: Um, with macaroni.
would you like to pay for that?
: Um, with macaroni.
Retweet of status by @kickitupanacho
04 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ๐จ๐ป: That will be $462.00, how
would you like to pay for that?
๐ญ: Um, with macaroni.
Queen BB
@praisecheese
@flashytrash lol Mar just let's him believe that.
30 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @flashytrash lol Mar just let's him believe that. ๐
Queen BB
@praisecheese
*mails your dad a pulley rigging system with attachments*
*Temp tats body with Erect-Her Set instructions & swingsโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/8โฆ
*Temp tats body with Erect-Her Set instructions & swingsโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/8โฆ
Retweet of status by @girl_a_whirl
17 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote *mails your dad a pulley rigging system with attachments*
*Temp tats body with Erect-Her Setยฎ instructions & swingsโฆ https://t.co/EpJRJXNoyK
Queen BB
@praisecheese
I have to get a cheese fix every 4-8 hrs or I get flush & start to shake.
#WhyINeedAnIntervention
#WhyINeedAnIntervention
Retweet of status by @candidqueso
17 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I have to get a cheese fix every 4-8 hrs or I get flush & start to shake.
๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง
#WhyINeedAnIntervention
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Queen BB
@praisecheese
It's @Home_Halfway 's 5th Twitter anniversary! Help us celebrate by sending us your best tweet and two from pals! Contest ends 5pm CST.
Retweet of status by @tgscontest
16 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It's @Home_Halfway 's 5th Twitter anniversary! Help us celebrate by sending us your best tweet and two from pals! Contest ends 5pm CST. ๐
Queen BB
@praisecheese
WELL SOMEBODY'S FARTS SMELL LIKE STALE CHEETOS KAREN!
Retweet of status by @BucMarvin
12 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote WELL SOMEBODY'S FARTS SMELL LIKE STALE CHEETOSยฎ KAREN!
07 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I know I have melted cheese on my head now๐
Queen BB
@praisecheese
ME: omg lol I'm literally dying
YOU: ugh no you're not. stop misusing the word "literally."
ME: [death rattle]
YOU: ugh no you're not. stop misusing the word "literally."
ME: [death rattle]
Retweet of status by @TheOtherLucille
05 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ME: omg lol I'm literally dying ๐
YOU: ugh no you're not. stop misusing the word "literally."
ME: [death rattle]
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐