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Maya Martinez
@pretzalstick
Just rode my motorized scooter from @NickLovesSchool house. Safe to say I'm a bonafide badass.
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Maya Martinez
@pretzalstick
My boyfriend is cheating on me! I get home from work ready to cuddle and I find my mom fast asleep in MY bed. The deception! THE LIES!
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Maya Martinez
@pretzalstick
Pizza: Breakfast of champs.
Maya Martinez
@pretzalstick
Last night I had a dream I was eating French fries, when I woke up there were no fries. You can imagine my disappointment
Maya Martinez
@pretzalstick
Boys suck, I've decided to marry my bed. He's always there when I want to cuddle.
Maya Martinez
@pretzalstick
I just have to make it through the next 24 hours, and then I'm free.
Maya Martinez
@pretzalstick
@katie_john16 soon my pretty
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Maya Martinez
@pretzalstick
If your dreams don't scare you, then they're not big enough.
Maya Martinez
@pretzalstick
"I am currently in full tamale mode." @Blow_AKiss
Maya Martinez
@pretzalstick
I've been hearing @TNAF randomly all day, I cannot wait for the concert tomorrow!
Maya Martinez
@pretzalstick
RT @Blow_AKiss: "Hot wax on my tits? Maybe lukewarm." -@pretzalstick (I am so dead, hahahaha)
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
