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@pyepar
This girl told me we have to wake up early and catch some vitamin D and stupid me, I woke up and drew the curtains. She meant morning D
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@pyepar
When u finally come out of her friendzone & waste no time in marking your territory ... pic.twitter.com/rhH0ss09KA
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Patoranking
@pyepar
Next time Uganda qualifies for AFCON, I just know M7 will still be president. This is the only constant thing in UG
Patoranking
@pyepar
Imagine hw it is working at the Ministry of Health headquarters tho.. Back from December leave, building catches fire, BACK ON LEAVE NOW
Patoranking
@pyepar
So @PoliceUg there is a fire at Panamera right now. @DjKasBaby is the prime suspect ..
#SpinMaestro
#SpinMaestro
Patoranking
@pyepar
White guy: Plays with Ouija board, summons a demon then starts asking who is knocking on the door after clearly summoning the demon
Patoranking
@pyepar
Why would police buy bikes yet they don't even have decent to sleep in even??
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@pyepar
I had "the talk" with my mom and she was telling me getting someone who is good in bed is key ..
Mbu that's why most men cheat
Mbu that's why most men cheat
Patoranking
@pyepar
Tweeps will criticize you 4 being a promoter on the TL but meet u at the bar later and ask for drinks..
KUMANYOKO
KUMANYOKO
Patoranking
@pyepar
I wonder how good it feels like when ur special some1 is fighting 4 u online tho..
Even my Ex's neva did any of that nice shit ..
Even my Ex's neva did any of that nice shit ..
Patoranking
@pyepar
Judith heard thinks she is the coolest mom caz kids tell her she is rocking a nice Brazilian weave at her kid's school
I CANNAT
I CANNAT
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
