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Rach
@rachh5o5
"I blew this guy at a Dillard's on our 3rd date. I was scared he thought I was a psycho slut but guess not cuz now he's my husband."
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Rach
@rachh5o5
Iβve got so many good things in my life. My heart is so full.
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Rach
@rachh5o5
"When your mom mistakes your crab for a giant spider..." this is so pure i love it pic.twitter.com/jvho65BXim
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Rach
@rachh5o5
when lil pump said "fergalicious definition make them boys go loco" i really felt that shit damn
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Rach
@rachh5o5
I ordered McDonalds this morning & the cashier gave me a free small coffee & said "Ima be real with ya girl, you look like you need it"
Rach
@rachh5o5
I'm about to gain the young adult 15 with all these free snacks at my new job.
Rach
@rachh5o5
Yeah my commute sucks but at least I get to see the sunrise and sunset everyday. I think that's a god damn beautiful thing.
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Rach
@rachh5o5
My cat is a needy bitch in the morning... but I guess we've got that in common.
Rach
@rachh5o5
my co-workers. pic.twitter.com/Md7Vdd71uC
Rach
@rachh5o5
When they throw shade I rearrange the clouds.
Rach
@rachh5o5
i feel like were not far off from a future president addressing the nation by saying "henlo to all my heckin smol beans " n im scared
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
