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@raj_speak
#IPL khatam! That emptiness feeling! Giving back the tv remote! pic.twitter.com/5Uqyfct6CG
Retweet of status by @vishy_vishal
12 Nov 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote #IPL khatam! That emptiness feeling! Giving back the tv remote! 😭🤣🤣 https://t.co/5Uqyfct6CG
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राजु
@raj_speak
Retweet this tweet and I will ask one of your followers if they would date me?
08 Nov 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Retweet this tweet and I will ask one of your followers if they would date me? 😶
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@raj_speak
KKR's performance today is what happens when a hockey coach gives traning to a cricket team
#KKRvsRCB pic.twitter.com/8koZ39VIYB
#KKRvsRCB pic.twitter.com/8koZ39VIYB
Retweet of status by @coolfunnytshirt
21 Oct 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote KKR's performance today is what happens when a hockey coach gives traning to a cricket team 😂
#KKRvsRCB https://t.co/8koZ39VIYB
RM
@raj_speak
Overheard my neighbours ...
Wife : Press harder!
Husband : Trying my best while still hot.
Must be ironing her clothes. How sweet!
Wife : Press harder!
Husband : Trying my best while still hot.
Must be ironing her clothes. How sweet!
Retweet of status by @ssoniisshh1
04 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Overheard my neighbours ...
Wife : Press harder!
Husband : Trying my best while still hot.
Must be ironing her clothes. How sweet! ☺️
RM
@raj_speak
Success rate of missions to Mars:
India: 100%
USA: 78%
ESA: 60%
Russia: 33%
☭ USSR: 15%
Japan: 0%
Chi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
India: 100%
USA: 78%
ESA: 60%
Russia: 33%
☭ USSR: 15%
Japan: 0%
Chi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @NorbertElekes
20 Jul 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Success rate of missions to Mars:
🇮🇳India: 100%
🇺🇸USA: 78%
🇪🇺ESA: 60%
🇷🇺Russia: 33%
☭ USSR: 15%
🇯🇵Japan: 0%
🇨🇳Chi… https://t.co/yAJvDRIw4z
RM
@raj_speak
Nowadays children get 'Marks' in Fahrenheit 96.7, 98.4, 99.3
We during our time used to get in Celsius 36.5, 40.5,44.8
We during our time used to get in Celsius 36.5, 40.5,44.8
Retweet of status by @Dumpedguay
19 Jul 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Nowadays children get 'Marks' in Fahrenheit 96.7, 98.4, 99.3
We during our time used to get in Celsius 36.5, 40.5,44.8
😃😃😃
RM
@raj_speak
Men will be men.. pic.twitter.com/0yVk1uSZ0c
Retweet of status by @dimwittedjoker
18 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Men will be men.. 🤦♂️🤦♂️😋😋 https://t.co/0yVk1uSZ0c
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@raj_speak
@WenwenWang1127 Country which hide coronavirus deaths will show correct number of chinese side.
Retweet of status by @Spartan2point0
16 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @WenwenWang1127 Country which hide coronavirus deaths will show correct number of chinese side. 😂😂😂😂
R@j
@raj_speak
Think like a Proton
Always positive
Always positive
Retweet of status by @Decent_Aafat
21 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Think like a Proton
Always positive 💫🌞
08 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pehle cheque bounce hota tha..... Ab bank hi bounce hone laga😂😂😂😂
R@j
@raj_speak
He - what’s this all crap in my cupboard?
She - your life!
She - your life!
Retweet of status by @vishy_vishal
25 Feb 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote He - what’s this all crap in my cupboard?
She - your life! 🤪
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊