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little.bits
@randomflower_
OMGGGG I JUS STARTED BALLINN MY EYES OUT NOBODY DESERVES IT MORE THAN YOU CONGRATULATIONS BRITTTTTTT SHORTY A WHOLE FIANCΓ
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little.bits
@randomflower_
My bf told me I should have my yearly income saved up by the time Iβm 30
Ummmm
Ummmm
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little.bits
@randomflower_
Vaccines donβt work?
Tell thatβs to polio and smallpox, oh thatβs rightβ¦.we basically completely eradicated them
Tell thatβs to polio and smallpox, oh thatβs rightβ¦.we basically completely eradicated them
little.bits
@randomflower_
βWow you look young to be the head nurseβ
Thanks itβs called turnover
Thanks itβs called turnover
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little.bits
@randomflower_
I miss playing volleyball
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impropergrammarnurse
@randomflower_
My mom and I have been passing our flask back and forth in the bathrooms stalls
impropergrammarnurse
@randomflower_
Homeless man on the street, singing in tune to BeyoncΓ© If I Were A Boy
βIf i were a girl, ID FUCK ALL YOUR BOY FRIENDSSSSβ
βIf i were a girl, ID FUCK ALL YOUR BOY FRIENDSSSSβ
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impropergrammarnurse
@randomflower_
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? Urgent care sent a patient to the ER for abnormal EKG! What the fuck!?! pic.twitter.com/z7jVWdPMWf
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typoqueeen
@randomflower_
I got myself a Gryffindor robe and it fits perfect, even has a wand holder
Can I be at Universal now??
Can I be at Universal now??
typoqueeen
@randomflower_
Yβall, our new kitten moans while he eats. It is cracking me up! pic.twitter.com/yGrlkuHM38
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typoqueeen
@randomflower_
@eatxdirt Just be a cool ass aunt to my kids
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
