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Therealslimsandy
@realslim_sandy
Happiest Princess pic.twitter.com/r7DyXpWLm0β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Therealslimsandy
@realslim_sandy
If oil is made from dinosaur fossils and plastic is made from oil, then plastic dinosaurs are made from real dinosaurs
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Therealslimsandy
@realslim_sandy
Merry Christmas you filthy Animals pic.twitter.com/T5gWekShe8
Therealslimsandy
@realslim_sandy
short kings pic.twitter.com/I2YY3ECOd0
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Therealslimsandy
@realslim_sandy
Imagine you marry someone and they don't like travelling. Why'd i marry you then?
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Therealslimsandy
@realslim_sandy
@Hauwa_L A: When will you get married
H: , let people in happy marriages ask me not you and yours, mr & mrs Endurance
H: , let people in happy marriages ask me not you and yours, mr & mrs Endurance
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Therealslimsandy
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Onion! no thanks pic.twitter.com/BXIgCbMyB5
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Therealslimsandy
@realslim_sandy
Therealslimsandy
@realslim_sandy
The goal is to have Peace that surpasses all understanding
Therealslimsandy
@realslim_sandy
I like the way you look at people coz it makes them feel seen pic.twitter.com/bAZbEUwJfX
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
