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Ren Stephen
@ren_stephen
Can't wait to get fat* on pasta tonight!
*fatter
*fatter
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Ren Stephen
@ren_stephen
Mulder: let me mansplain it to you.
Scully:
#XFiles
Scully:
#XFiles
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Ren Stephen
@ren_stephen
2008 Simpsons episode where Ralph Wiggum, known idiot, runs for president and says he wants to "make America great again."
Ren Stephen
@ren_stephen
I got food in the crockpot and the oven.
Ren Stephen
@ren_stephen
If you don't make plans then you don't have to cancel them.
Ren Stephen
@ren_stephen
Ren Stephen
@ren_stephen
Just witnessed a dryer start a cycle all by itself so now I believe in ghost laundry.
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Ren Stephen
@ren_stephen
When you forget to do your eyebrows in the morning and go through the day hoping nobody notices
Ren Stephen
@ren_stephen
Ren Stephen
@ren_stephen
"Why do we do this? It's a complete waste of time."
"Because every branch does it."
"But why?"
"..."
"Because every branch does it."
"But why?"
"..."
Ren Stephen
@ren_stephen
@kimdesario same here.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
