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Rich (Dad Bod)
@ricosuave60
Just tipped over backwards and got dumped out of my wheelchair going into dialysisβ¦. Like Lee Majors in The Fall Guyβ¦..
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Rich (Dad Bod)
@ricosuave60
#IfIWereAbleToStopTime Well obviously the first thing Iβd do is undress women and check them out
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Rich (Dad Bod)
@ricosuave60
#FoundInTheSpeakeazySafe My alarm clock, apparently. I missed the game
Rich (Dad Bod)
@ricosuave60
#FunWaysToMakeThingsAwkward Watch porn with your adult children!
Rich (Dad Bod)
@ricosuave60
#MyUnnecessaryTalent I can ring your doorbell with no hands
Rich (Dad Bod)
@ricosuave60
#SciFiInnuendos Mind if my rocket circles Uranus?
Rich (Dad Bod)
@ricosuave60
@ricosuave60 Me, gets on to say something hippie.
Looks down to see Rich below my tweet
Iβm dying pic.twitter.com/25G7OlVSkP
Looks down to see Rich below my tweet
Iβm dying pic.twitter.com/25G7OlVSkP
Retweet of status by @wtfLisaTarot
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Rich (Dead Bod)
@ricosuave60
@ricosuave60 While youβre there .. I could use someβ¦. pic.twitter.com/p4FGQ7cg6I
Retweet of status by @LeeAnndelCastil
Rich (Dead Bod)
@ricosuave60
@ricosuave60 Follow that light to Long Island! pic.twitter.com/XtNK305g5b
Retweet of status by @BellaLaRue1
Rich (Sad Bod - Thrice Vaxxed)
@ricosuave60
#HowToEasilyScareMen
βI think we should date exclusively...β pic.twitter.com/FkNm4iQSxg
βI think we should date exclusively...β pic.twitter.com/FkNm4iQSxg
Retweet of status by @SeanMODonnell1
Rich (Dad Bod)
@ricosuave60
#MyOctoberPlans
to celebrate my lower electric bill as the a.c. is finally getting a break!
to celebrate my lower electric bill as the a.c. is finally getting a break!
Retweet of status by @lisamarie1222
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
