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Ron Iver
@ronnui_
Person after someone sneezes: May our lord grace you with his blessings
Person after someone coughs: I wish that were your last breath
Person after someone coughs: I wish that were your last breath
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Ron Iver
@ronnui_
Just got court side seats (I'm getting sued for saying that I came up with Disney)
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Ron Iver
@ronnui_
people who donβt actual
understand science scientists
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understand science scientists
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Ron Iver
@ronnui_
We are now implementing Casual Fridays! You don't need to wear a suit here today
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Ron Iver
@ronnui_
@jk_rowling β β β Cowboy Bill says:
γ / | \ Trans women are women
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γ / | \ Trans women are women
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Ron Iver
@ronnui_
might fuck around and
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dwell on the past
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dwell on the past
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Ron Iver
@ronnui_
The hunnies can't get enough of me pic.twitter.com/tDuzNUmmqE
Ron Iver
@ronnui_
not every rat is a master of gourmet French cuisine
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Ron Iver
@ronnui_
When I do crimes I use Bing
Bing the search engine for crimes
Bing the search engine for crimes
Ron Iver
@ronnui_
THISISWHATREAL JOURNALISMLOOKSLIKE pic.twitter.com/fdS9B81uGc
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
