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Rose
@RoseGirlSweet
Never manscape on a Monday morning before coffee
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Rose
@RoseGirlSweet
Shoutout to my V8 for getting me to the airport in a hurry early this am.
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Rose
@RoseGirlSweet
Hubs is watching The History Channel cuz nothing says Christmas morning like Hitler and Stalin.
Rose
@RoseGirlSweet
Put that scruffy face between my thighs and get to work.
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Rose
@RoseGirlSweet
I told my friend that BBC scares me. She said British Broadcasting Corp? Yeah...thatβs what I meant...
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Rose
@RoseGirlSweet
Aaaand, I still donβt understand clown porn.
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Rose
@RoseGirlSweet
This is how I know you are mine. pic.twitter.com/IAATaDjGgs
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Rose
@RoseGirlSweet
I was in a sorority.
Twitter is basically just rush week gone terribly, terribly wrong.
It is glorious
Twitter is basically just rush week gone terribly, terribly wrong.
It is glorious
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Rose
@RoseGirlSweet
KiSs Her Like Her Skin Is The Only Thing Keeping You Alive... pic.twitter.com/dhFXu1ojRs
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Rose
@RoseGirlSweet
When you realize youβve been having sex as long as the person youβve been chatting with has been alive.
Rose
@RoseGirlSweet
Thanks for the wonderful backhanded compliment, sexist old man. #ConfessionsofanUberDriver
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
