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amber-rose
@rosybum
Made my mum a hot buttered rum and her reaction was "I'm never letting a person with Jamaican blood pour me a rum again"
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amber-rose
@rosybum
As I was leaving the house my mother told me that I looked like a Bavarian prostitute
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amber-rose
@rosybum
Stayed in room 69 last night, have 69 emails, just bought a hat for Β£6.90. I think the universe is trying to tell me something
amber-rose
@rosybum
Oh my word I'm carrying a roll of wrapping paper and it genuinely just went up the girl in front of me's arse on the tube
amber-rose
@rosybum
Why is it so hard to watch films illegally online now
amber-rose
@rosybum
#TwitterMemories LOOOL my ALL TIME favourite pic.twitter.com/gFTFGClDbE
amber-rose
@rosybum
Hardly any old man geezer pubs left in Bethnal Green anymore. How many gastropubs with quail egg brunches does one borough need
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amber-rose
@rosybum
@DotunOgun I'm a deep person
amber-rose
@rosybum
@MedievaIProbs @Jack_disley why did this make me think of you
amber-rose
@rosybum
But this is me though pic.twitter.com/QCAw3UIcjm
amber-rose
@rosybum
@MyNiggaPolo just what I want to hear
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
