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Sarah Rumpf
@rumpfshaker
Duck. Wearing a bow tie. Drinking a beer at a bar. Fights a dog. Survives. nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/newsβ¦
13 Jun 20
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Sarah Rumpf
@rumpfshaker
tfw itβs so urgent to fight the liberals that thereβs no time to proofread pic.twitter.com/j49QdXtnyG
30 Jan 20
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Sarah Rumpf
@rumpfshaker
Wishing you all a happy and healthy 2020.
Retweet of status by @andylassner
31 Dec 19
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Sarah Rumpf
@rumpfshaker
Fun fact: a great way to get one of your daily servings of fruit is on a piece of cake.
03 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Fun fact: a great way to get one of your daily servings of fruit is on a piece of cake. ππππ°
Sarah Rumpf
@rumpfshaker
Overheard: βMy dog could do a better job running the Broward SOE, and he doesnβt have thumbs and canβt read!β
09 Nov 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Overheard: βMy dog could do a better job running the Broward SOE, and he doesnβt have thumbs and canβt read!β πππ
Sarah Rumpf
@rumpfshaker
Not sure what was going on but I think I overheard @TheRickWilson say βI solemnly swear Iβm up to no good.β cc:β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
27 Sep 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Not sure what was going on but I think I overheard @TheRickWilson say βI solemnly swear Iβm up to no good.β π cc:β¦ https://t.co/hVSUhzoXiW
Sarah Rumpf
@rumpfshaker
Even Harry Reid had the to accuse Romney w/his tax fraud claim publicly. It was total garbage but he at leastβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
13 Sep 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Even Harry Reid had the βΎοΈππ to accuse Romney w/his tax fraud claim publicly. It was total garbage but he at leastβ¦ https://t.co/u7kiCy670z
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Sarah Rumpf
@rumpfshaker
The logical conclusion from these tweets is that @BenSasse himself is drinking tonight. Cheers, Senator! pic.twitter.com/JTSViuFCaf
18 Jul 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The logical conclusion from these tweets is that @BenSasse himself is drinking tonight. Cheers, Senator! π»πΊπΈ https://t.co/JTSViuFCaf
Sarah Rumpf
@rumpfshaker
Call @USDA now and tell it to shut down the taxpayer-funded kitten slaughterhouse! More info & talking pointsβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @WhiteCoatWaste
07 Jun 18
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Sarah Rumpf
@rumpfshaker
happiness is warm socks right out of the dryer
03 Feb 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote happiness is warm socks right out of the dryer ππ§¦
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ