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@rustygunter
Iβm not Canadian but I do eat beaver
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@rustygunter
@rustygunter Iβm embarrassed because I literally laughed out loud.
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rustygunter
@rustygunter
Lol, if youβre under the impression I give a fuck what you think youβve obviously never read my tweets
rustygunter
@rustygunter
I hate when I text my daughter "I fed the kittens" & autocorrect changes it to "I f'ed the kittens"
rustygunter
@rustygunter
I always feel like a weirdo when someone tweets and I it within seconds of them tweeting.
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rustygunter
@rustygunter
Then my dad puts on Lady Gaga so I might actually be adopted.
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rustygunter
@rustygunter
Lots of you fellas are liking lots of tit pics this morning. Thanks twitter for sharing everyone's s so we can see their mood.
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rustygunter
@rustygunter
I absolutely despise my soon to be sister in law but her dad...
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rustygunter
@rustygunter
First day of the diet went well, I'm only ready to chew my arm off and eat it while yelling at people because I'm hangry
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rustygunter
@rustygunter
All I know is that it's Friday and politics isn't Frisky
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rustygunter
@rustygunter
That's okay. I tore my chest open and now wear my heart on the outside. It stings A
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...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
