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Sam Pennington
@saampennington
People swear eating around little kids is hard but no one tries stealing my food more than my cat
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Sam Pennington
@saampennington
@_vienrich_ Ugh what I would GIVE!!!
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Sam Pennington
@saampennington
In need of a friend to sit on my bed while Iβm cleaning my room who wonβt let me stop cleaning
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Sam Pennington
@saampennington
Girls swear men are trash but keep dumpster diving every month
Sam Pennington
@saampennington
@lolsteven07 So weird how that works lol I was driving around town just to get the AC from my car earlier
Sam Pennington
@saampennington
Why does it take a hurricane to make all the people that "hate" this city switch to "please protect my pretty beach"? Make up your minds
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Sam Pennington
@saampennington
How tf do people go in the hot tub when it's 100 degrees outside
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Sam Pennington
@saampennington
@Based_Donny That's a Brazilian wax bye
Sam Pennington
@saampennington
I just crawled in between Arianna's legs and gave myself whiplash bc a bird flew in the bar
Sam Pennington
@saampennington
Parking at hammock is a joke
Sam Pennington
@saampennington
10/10 would not recommend growing up
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
