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Sabrina
@sabreezy4
I just had 4 absolutely perfect Golden Retriever puppies in my lap aka I have peaked and can now die happily
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Sabrina
@sabreezy4
Sometimes Baltimore is awesome & other times a homeless crackhead falls asleep in the middle of the road in his wheelchair causing chaos
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Sabrina
@sabreezy4
Why must guys eye bang the shit out of themselves at the gym. Like relax and look away from the mirror for a second bro
Sabrina
@sabreezy4
Told the lady at the MVA I was here for my Maryland drivers license and she laughed at me and told me I look 12. K COOL
Sabrina
@sabreezy4
Living in a city is so awesome until you realize that you have spent over $600 on Ubers and Lyfts in 15 months
Sabrina
@sabreezy4
Sometimes I love ultrasound school and other times I have to hold a grown ass man's penis for him while he pees and hits on me
Sabrina
@sabreezy4
I got too excited about a crab rangoon and burnt the shit out of my lip so now I have a lovely blister for the weekend
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Sabrina
@sabreezy4
Ugh amazing. Best night ever twitter.com/thechainsmokerβ¦
Retweet of status by @mac_daddiiiii
Sabrina
@sabreezy4
Ugh, this @amandatorroni pic.twitter.com/XkYfUwERlg
Sabrina
@sabreezy4
I have only been awake for 3 hours but I already took my first L of the week by spilling my $5 iced coffee all over myself and the floor
Sabrina
@sabreezy4
Do you ever feel overwhelmed with happiness cuz you have super awesome people in your life and you're so lucky, cuz same
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
