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sahil
@sahil_mistry
Literally every time I get gas, the attendant puts me in the most awkward situations
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sahil
@sahil_mistry
@neil_joshi98 is this an original tweet? Because if it is, bravo
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sahil
@sahil_mistry
I was just called an "uncultured swine" #oh
sahil
@sahil_mistry
β@HWSlave5: @sahil_mistry i will do all your homework for you, masterβ k #WhoAreYou
sahil
@sahil_mistry
@officiallaxgirl he's really good ^
sahil
@sahil_mistry
Someone do my homework for me and buy me new clothes for tomorrow and fill out of my college apps and study for SATs for me please & thanks
sahil
@sahil_mistry
My mom just told me to put the "cock" in the wine bottle... She meant cork #dead
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sahil
@sahil_mistry
RT @Aartistry_: i swear waking up & watching Vines put you in a good mood for the start of your day
sahil
@sahil_mistry
@kendalalexandra sadly we can't go until school starts
sahil
@sahil_mistry
When I don't know what to say in a conversation I send a random emoji and just hope for the best lolol
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@sahil_mistry
RT @mistry_sonam: The accuracy http://t.co/c2xPmErWr8
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
