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SHARON SALMON
@salmonsv711
Oh FFS! Why is Gwyneth Paltrow selling a candle that smells like a vagina? Whose vagina? I swear sheβs a nut job
Retweet of status by @julielosibin
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SHARON SALMON
@salmonsv711
I put my bathroom scale in the corner..way back in the corner and thatβs where that little bitch will stay until she apologizes
Retweet of status by @julielosibin
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SHARON SALMON
@salmonsv711
This might be my most important French Bulldog duet tweet so far.
: instagram.com/griffinfrenchie pic.twitter.com/StO4H9dz56
: instagram.com/griffinfrenchie pic.twitter.com/StO4H9dz56
Retweet of status by @SlenderSherbet
SHARON SALMON
@salmonsv711
It's still magic, even if you know how it's done.
: Imgur user AAAAAQ5 pic.twitter.com/KRkb15YwoI
: Imgur user AAAAAQ5 pic.twitter.com/KRkb15YwoI
Retweet of status by @SlenderSherbet
SHARON SALMON
@salmonsv711
"do you really think they'll take your word over mine, child?"
: Imgur user FlorinJianu pic.twitter.com/JneD4nH7Ks
: Imgur user FlorinJianu pic.twitter.com/JneD4nH7Ks
Retweet of status by @SlenderSherbet
SHARON SALMON
@salmonsv711
What a hero Please show this cat some love in comments pic.twitter.com/qIZF4fXdXy
SHARON SALMON
@salmonsv711
@1lornewalker Haha, now I've nearly forgotten, something about your prick and pics, I'm not judging you, just wondering why!
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SHARON SALMON
@salmonsv711
Ok.. GUYS!! Letβs have some fun & just pretend. If you had a vajayjay, what would its name be? To be fair, mineβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @GoofMcFloof
SHARON SALMON
@salmonsv711
@angelbelsey Yes, of course, my mistake! Very nice light sabre it is too..
SHARON SALMON
@salmonsv711
@jamajestical @braintree_ Jesus Christ, that will be in my nightmares!
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
