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@salvatoreDOTcom
Millennial Cop: whats your emergency
Me: I've been stabbed multiple times in the back
Millennial Cop: damn it be like that sometimes
Me: I've been stabbed multiple times in the back
Millennial Cop: damn it be like that sometimes
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@salvatoreDOTcom
QUAD PARTY TOMORROW!!! AGNES IS THAAA SPOTT !!! WEAR A JERSEY!!!!!!
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@salvatoreDOTcom
Get yourself a mans that used to drive a yellow Colbalt
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@salvatoreDOTcom
I need a strawberry milkshake
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@salvatoreDOTcom
Annoyed nobody text/ snap/ call/ email me. Just got out of work so I'm available but too upset so dong even think about it
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@salvatoreDOTcom
Messy bun + bangs = pic.twitter.com/OHSTuQ7H2p
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@salvatoreDOTcom
Anyone Tryna take me out in a date tonight and pay for dinner? I'm cheap lmao just let me know k?
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@salvatoreDOTcom
dropping hints for Christmas pic.twitter.com/J6jQynTzPc
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@salvatoreDOTcom
I can't stop laughing bro pic.twitter.com/iU8rEZtw0j
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@salvatoreDOTcom
I only smoke cigarettes when I drink, so anytime you see me behind the wheel of a car... expect a cigarette in hand
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@salvatoreDOTcom
This is the most dramatic thing I've seen in my entire life pic.twitter.com/kxnqe6qlHi
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
