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Sam Nelson
@sam_nelson1
02 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I wonder what its like dating someone who tries telling u what you can/cant do & who youβre allowed to be friends with. Like wut? How awfulπ
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Sam Nelson
@sam_nelson1
Why can't alcohol make u skinny not fat
20 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Why can't alcohol make u skinny not fat π€
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Sam Nelson
@sam_nelson1
she tried to scare her co-worker but instead ended up scaring a customer pic.twitter.com/MxZUWYBELf
Retweet of status by @FunniestVines
16 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote she tried to scare her co-worker but instead ended up scaring a customer ππ https://t.co/MxZUWYBELf
Sam Nelson
@sam_nelson1
this dog's reaction has me dying pic.twitter.com/Mu66LvcoQ0
Retweet of status by @FunniestVines
16 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote this dog's reaction has me dying π https://t.co/Mu66LvcoQ0
Sam Nelson
@sam_nelson1
14 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Today, I learned that some people are dumb enough to ride their bike in the legit middle of the road w/ oncoming traffic both ways πππ»
Sam Nelson
@sam_nelson1
27 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote All I can say right now is THANK GOD I GET PAID TOMORROW π¬π
Sam Nelson
@sam_nelson1
Sooo ready for summer
Retweet of status by @JakeLucius
30 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Sooo ready for summer π
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Sam Nelson
@sam_nelson1
why do i feel the need to consume all the food in my kitchen while intoxicated?
Retweet of status by @SamRepovz
13 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote why do i feel the need to consume all the food in my kitchen while intoxicated? π
Sam Nelson
@sam_nelson1
You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world and there's still going to be someone who doesn't like peaches
Retweet of status by @kirstenirstenn
21 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world and there's still going to be someone who doesn't like peaches π€·πΌββοΈ
Sam Nelson
@sam_nelson1
Really need to stop spending money as a way of dealing with stress
Retweet of status by @Dylan__Cordes
20 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Really need to stop spending money as a way of dealing with stressπ
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Sam Nelson
@sam_nelson1
No use in worrying about something you can't control ...wish I understood that
Retweet of status by @Dylan__Cordes
27 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote No use in worrying about something you can't control ...wish I understood that π
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ