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la hija de jesus
@samanthaaa_eli
My parents are offering 5 cows in exchange for a man to marry me
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la hija de jesus
@samanthaaa_eli
y’all mad pic.twitter.com/3x6j7zgVnu
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la reina de las mamadas
@samanthaaa_eli
It’s come to our attention that anti-abortion protestors are telling patients our McAllen, TX clinic is closed in… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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la reina de las mamadas
@samanthaaa_eli
Waiting to go to the gym at 8 so I can run into all 3 of my gym crushes at the same time work smarter not harder
la reina de las mamadas
@samanthaaa_eli
The way these drag queens have a hold on my life bro I am here to serve you ma’am 🧍️
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la reina de las mamadas
@samanthaaa_eli
“he ran away like a little slut”
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la reina de las mamadas
@samanthaaa_eli
Dunks of the year so far? pic.twitter.com/5qxmn4qway
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la reina de las mamadas
@samanthaaa_eli
Progress = happy gen pic.twitter.com/6P7FjTTzFJ
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King Sam 👑
@samanthaaa_eli
I just wanna wear a sundress & drink mimosas w someone’s son is that too much to ask?!?!
la hija de jesus
@samanthaaa_eli
Every single time I see “hornyman mentioned you in a tweet” I have to stop and brace myself
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la reina de las mamadas
@samanthaaa_eli
Men are literally the most disgusting beings on this planet bro oh my god
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
