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samantha polizzi
@samanthapolizzi
I am so sick of shitty, flakey "friends." Hit me up if you're not inserted half way up a mans ass and know how to tell the truth
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samantha polizzi
@samanthapolizzi
When your bff brings you pizza and Starbucks to work, you become content without a boyfriend
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samantha polizzi
@samanthapolizzi
Patio season isn't too far away and I could not be more excited
samantha polizzi
@samanthapolizzi
Squeezing a nice booty is always good stress releif
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samantha polizzi
@samanthapolizzi
These are sexy pic.twitter.com/hx1jFZc2xI
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samantha polizzi
@samanthapolizzi
Need a vacation bad
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samantha polizzi
@samanthapolizzi
Make this guy famous pic.twitter.com/ElCpkFq13U
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samantha polizzi
@samanthapolizzi
Booty: size matters
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samantha polizzi
@samanthapolizzi
Life goals. pic.twitter.com/oGAWdRT162
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samantha polizzi
@samanthapolizzi
Never laughed so hard in my life pic.twitter.com/4cV62aGubM
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samantha polizzi
@samanthapolizzi
Nothing sucks like climbing into bed, getting comfy and realizing you haven't taken your contacts out yet
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
