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@samelpan
If you need me you know where I'll be. Not available
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@samelpan
Looking at pictures of naked women: what are all the holes for
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@samelpan
embarrassing yourself is good it makes people laugh
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@samelpan
whenever you done wasting your time with these lames, lmk so we can go on baecations i'm paying for us , spoilβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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@samelpan
girls should not longboard
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@samelpan
So much respect for our service workers during this time twitter.com/oldpersononlinβ¦
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@samelpan
who else likes their coffee a little crunchy
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@samelpan
tinder bio: nature is so beautiful
what i mean: if i can trick you into coming with me to the park after suβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
what i mean: if i can trick you into coming with me to the park after suβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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@samelpan
Hey can you like my reply? Haha I just donβt wanna look weird
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@samelpan
courtship in 2019 is replying haha and then what and without me? to someone until they agree to marry you
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@Bentley_SODMG
β@lynn_krysta: Thank You Jesus. , I really hate that there isn't a cross emoji...β
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