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@sami_schafer
I love playing Santa but geez it’s a lot of work
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@sami_schafer
I don’t understand how people goto sleep at night in a dirty ass house
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@sami_schafer
The biggest flex you can have is a significant other who can’t nobody else touch
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@sami_schafer
got in a car accident with lil man it was the scariest thing ever, but THANK GOD wer okay & the other people invo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
s a m i
@sami_schafer
Saddest shit ever is seeing someone glorify their significant other but whole time everyone know they cheating
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@sami_schafer
Our geckos shed skin when they grow, kourt had dry skin on her nose & she said “I guess I’m shedding since I’m 5 now”
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@sami_schafer
stand beside, behind, and in front of all my black friends #BlackLivesMatter
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@sami_schafer
The Dream is free, the Hustle is sold separately
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@sami_schafer
I’m sorry but if my best friend don’t mess with you and you have beef with her I aint messing with you. I just ain’t built like that
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@sami_schafer
Kleah got on the toilet and said “1,2,3 blast off” then farted
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@sami_schafer
It’s always about the principle
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
