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samira
@samiramaye
@noeanti @Smart_Brotha @iLostMySanity Because you donβt add the βERβ, period.
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samira
@samiramaye
The way she picked him up and laid him down at the end like she was about to change a babies diaper twitter.com/thisdirtyshit/β¦
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samira
@samiramaye
" get on top "
First of all , I'm out of shape
First of all , I'm out of shape
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samira
@samiramaye
What's the point of working your ass off if you aren't allowed the spoil yourself every now and then
Retweet of status by @californiabries
samira
@samiramaye
this country needs more LGBT barbershops pic.twitter.com/n6SBUNIHVv
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samira
@samiramaye
Unfortunately, I don't talk about what goes on at work. But if I did... I sure do have a story to tell.
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samira
@samiramaye
samira
@samiramaye
"911 call me"
- @EriKonstantine pic.twitter.com/khcesGAgEW
- @EriKonstantine pic.twitter.com/khcesGAgEW
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samira
@samiramaye
When you go to the bathroom and realize you out on your underwear inside out.
samira
@samiramaye
Belly is out all summer '17 bc no one is trying to die from a heat stroke just to make others comfortable. pic.twitter.com/4hZK9aw1Uq
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
