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sammie
@sammiealbert
when you try to escape the hurricane by going west but it follows you and is now going directly over you
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sammie
@sammiealbert
Always a good start to the morning when you got a ticket in your own driveway overnight
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sammie
@sammiealbert
everyone at happy hour have a mimosa and a beer for me while I die at work
sammie
@sammiealbert
binge watching Grey's instead of starting my accounting final project
sammie
@sammiealbert
Orlando in - days pic.twitter.com/ZD5AB4Ktt7
Retweet of status by @SammyAdams
Sammie Albert
@sammiealbert
@NJswag24
Sammie Albert
@sammiealbert
Work tomorrow then I'm off for 2 days
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Sammie Albert
@sammiealbert
Now thanks to Greg calling me I'm wide awake
Sammie Albert
@sammiealbert
RT @devdavis: @sammiealbert I know thats why you are my bestfriend!!! Duhhhh
Sammie Albert
@sammiealbert
β@devdavis: Sammie is sending me all these pictures of UCF and it's probably the prettiest college in the world β
Sammie Albert
@sammiealbert
But you kiss me when you're drunk
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
