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Sam Salas
@sammsalas
why is there traffic everywhere I go?
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Sam Salas
@sammsalas
β@he2fast562: Watchin my gf get pissed off doin her make up is straight comedy...β I hate you!
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Sam Salas
@sammsalas
watched The Green Mile for the first time & I'm crying like baby
Sam Salas
@sammsalas
I'm gonna miss my team,
Sam Salas
@sammsalas
my team > pic.twitter.com/ln29V86VXi
Sam Salas
@sammsalas
@3shayshay23 what time you work? I'm actually gonna do cardio before I work.
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Sam Salas
@sammsalas
yesterday my coworker told me I looked really pretty & today another coworker said the samething. who knew a hair cut would change you
Sam Salas
@sammsalas
@3shayshay23 lol why! are you calling me an ugly bear!?
Sam Salas
@sammsalas
I will now refer to myself as this emoji
Sam Salas
@sammsalas
I've hustled so many people today to buy protein. I'm actually really good at sales when I try
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
