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Slamm'r
@sammyslammr
@chrismelberger *havent been to church in 9 years*
*waiting for transaction to approve*
Me: the Lord is my shepherd, I shall notβ¦
*waiting for transaction to approve*
Me: the Lord is my shepherd, I shall notβ¦
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Slamm'r
@sammyslammr
Had a girl reply to my comment about how it wasnβt a terrorist, it was a 64 year old white man. Legit donβt even know if she was joking
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Slamm'r
@sammyslammr
God dammit I'm going to miss you so much, auntie. You were honest, and real, and you never sugar coated anythingβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
Slamm'r
@sammyslammr
I wonder what @realDonaldTrump's thoughts are on #PhilandoCastile & #AltonSterling? I'll bet he gives the cops praise!
Slamm'r
@sammyslammr
My #Negan anxiety just gets worse with every passing episode @WalkingDead_AMC
Slamm'r
@sammyslammr
"She lives in La-La Land, where everything is Gucci!" @BrittMcMaster22 do people still say that? #ItsAllGucci #oldschool
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@sammyslammr
You may be having a time at @calgarystampede. But I bet you're not having as much fun as #AlexisFrulling
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@sammyslammr
They're playing the #DoctorWho at the Flames game that's the best!!!!!! #ButFuckYouFlames
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@sammyslammr
@Kyra_IX "do you wanna put some meat in this taco?"
#TacoTuesdaysOnAWednesday
#TacoTuesdaysOnAWednesday
Slamm'r
@sammyslammr
@sammyslammr @maroon5 @adamlevine All I can say to that is...Sugaaaaa, yes please!!!
Slamm'r
@sammyslammr
@JennNepoose: *shifting around theater seat* having long legs is so hard!
Me: β¦I wouldn't know.
#TallPeopleProblems #ShortPeopleProblems
Me: β¦I wouldn't know.
#TallPeopleProblems #ShortPeopleProblems
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
