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samantha β¨
@samstroudd
cutest vine ever vine.co/v/Ml6ubd6mH6P
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samantha β¨
@samstroudd
Why doesn't every guy think this about me? pic.twitter.com/IXb3s5sDid
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samantha β¨
@samstroudd
Who took they bras off?
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samantha β¨
@samstroudd
@MarylonaWise happens to the best girl, just focus
samantha β¨
@samstroudd
can't trust sonic cause my straw broke last night and I didn't have a spare
samantha β¨
@samstroudd
My fabric softener smells so good that it's keeping me away so I had to change my clothes
samantha β¨
@samstroudd
Need a neck and shoulder rub sooo bad
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samantha β¨
@samstroudd
Third wreck I've almost gotten in this week cause DUMB ASS PEOPLE CANNOT FUCKING DRIVE
samantha β¨
@samstroudd
I'm a cold hearted little bitch if you fuck with me
samantha β¨
@samstroudd
Why am I off Thursday and Friday?
samantha β¨
@samstroudd
One of my managers just told me "thank you for being a better server than half the servers who've been here forever"
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
