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Sara Conklin
@saraconkadoodle
Seriously why do people still use fax? It's old and loud and half the time doesn't even go through GIVE IT UP
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Sara Conklin
@saraconkadoodle
My grandpa just let me know how much he likes Meghan Trainor
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Sara Conklin
@saraconkadoodle
I go out one night and wish I was hanging at the hospital with my Gma #hardeyeroll (which I got from my grandma)
Sara Conklin
@saraconkadoodle
That shit really pisses me off. And I'm over here washing my hands under boiling water looking like I'm about to scrub into surgery
Sara Conklin
@saraconkadoodle
After I told my new coworker I'm Italian, Irish, and Swedish she said "that's so sexy". Don't know how to respond
Sara Conklin
@saraconkadoodle
Exactly 3 years ago today! via @timehop. Awwwww miss you Molly timehop.com/c/ftp:10150918β¦ pic.twitter.com/VxDURnd9hR
Sara Conklin
@saraconkadoodle
I just walked past a vulture picking at a squirrel carcass and stopped to snapchat a pic and it fucking hissed at me
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Sara Conklin
@saraconkadoodle
β@90syears: WHY DOES @Ludacris LOOK LIKE MR POTATO HEAD!?!? pic.twitter.com/tAUkyaQFK4β @EmilyEvans14 ok I can see it now lol
Sara Conklin
@saraconkadoodle
β@EmilyEvans14: P.s my window is open because it's 98 degrees in 232β not in the living room come slumber with me!!!!
Sara Conklin
@saraconkadoodle
And I need to snuggle in the sweat pants & tshirt that I borrowed and never returned to Chris
Sara Conklin
@saraconkadoodle
Slummin on the couch watching HGTV
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
