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Sarah Maxam
@sarahlessthan3
@SableJedi I need you to randomly burst into the room saying that when I drop verbal bombs.
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Sarah Maxam
@sarahlessthan3
Also thanks to the entire family on their front porch who watched me violently barf & were kind enough to pretend like they didn't see.
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Sarah Maxam
@sarahlessthan3
Shoutout to the finesttttt 21 year old I know. @HeyItsDoolittle happy birthday babez
Sarah Maxam
@sarahlessthan3
Also I have a chocolate bunny that's already missing two ears.
Sarah Maxam
@sarahlessthan3
Everybody on the interstate is like "let's go 85 mph, sound good?" And I'm just like yessssss
Sarah Maxam
@sarahlessthan3
Ooh people on Facebook are about to make my blood pressure go up. I'm outta here.
Sarah Maxam
@sarahlessthan3
β@TweetLikeAGirI: my friendships in a picture pic.twitter.com/AEnJFYUMOlβ @MisterMcSequin
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Sarah Maxam
@sarahlessthan3
I have pretty pink champagne for tomorrow. I'm set.
Sarah Maxam
@sarahlessthan3
@EricaBeck1 I actually saw season 2! It inspired me to watch season 1. Shit is fucked uppppp. But I love it.
Sarah Maxam
@sarahlessthan3
@AlphaHannah thank ya. I do what I can.
Sarah Maxam
@sarahlessthan3
I'm out of blue gatorade.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
