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SarahMcPants
@sarahmcpants
This will be at my office tomorrow #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/qvZN025xRz
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SarahMcPants
@sarahmcpants
"She had a pocket full of horses, Trojans, some of them used"
She had used condoms in her pocket? Wtf?! #LittleGrossCorvette
She had used condoms in her pocket? Wtf?! #LittleGrossCorvette
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SarahMcPants
@sarahmcpants
Tonight's menu:
Pepperoni pasta #InTheKitchenWithCounselorMcPants @TheBonfireSXM pic.twitter.com/uV7v2SKctt
Pepperoni pasta #InTheKitchenWithCounselorMcPants @TheBonfireSXM pic.twitter.com/uV7v2SKctt
SarahMcPants
@sarahmcpants
I'll say it. I think they should just let STP go. Clearly that band is not meant to continue.
SarahMcPants
@sarahmcpants
I'm sorry... paws?? pic.twitter.com/ogqfNZViVZ
SarahMcPants
@sarahmcpants
@CrystalInCLE I just saw a Tesla store in the Galleria in Houston yesterday and I would have stopped if I'd known.
SarahMcPants
@sarahmcpants
Again, I'm a liberal. I hate Trump.
But SHUT UP YOU DUMB, FAKE, ATTENTION WHORE. twitter.com/cbsnews/statusβ¦
But SHUT UP YOU DUMB, FAKE, ATTENTION WHORE. twitter.com/cbsnews/statusβ¦
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SarahMcPants
@sarahmcpants
They really love ass to mouth down here. pic.twitter.com/kopGzVSeDT
SarahMcPants
@sarahmcpants
30 followers but you put "comedian" in your twitter bio. pic.twitter.com/6hi14DxVQy
SarahMcPants
@sarahmcpants
Hey @TheBonfireSXM any word on when merch will be available for the public to purchase? I am single handedly holding back a twitter riot.
SarahMcPants
@sarahmcpants
2/2: Thurs I'm in the front row as Pepper pulls out the poster on stage at Comedy101. Still up on my computer. I died. @BenningtonShow
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
