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Megan Garrett
@sarahmegann
I wish I could enjoy my sushi without feelings like crap
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Megan Garrett
@sarahmegann
I have spoiled this puppy so rotten already.
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Megan Garrett
@sarahmegann
@toof_brushh you have a HUSBAND now
Megan Garrett
@sarahmegann
RT @JamesonBrown9: I will never let somebody else be in control of my happiness.
Megan Garrett
@sarahmegann
This horrible sinus pressure behind my eyes is killing me.
Megan Garrett
@sarahmegann
I look so cool with bird shit ALL over my car.
Megan Garrett
@sarahmegann
When they replace mother fucker with monkey lover on movies
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Megan Garrett
@sarahmegann
Hot dive into frozen waves where the past comes back to life
Megan Garrett
@sarahmegann
I'm not ganna argue like I'm in highschool. Ill reply with a simple "ok". That usually pisses the person off more
Megan Garrett
@sarahmegann
@PrettyiS_Symone girl I've seen all of that sexy MFs vines
Megan Garrett
@sarahmegann
@Carter_Hornsby #oldladyprobz
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
