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Sarah
@sarahshazam
ew no I donβt poop, I pewp
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Sarah Marchetti
@sarahshazam
you dropped this pic.twitter.com/1aOKqqg2He
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Sarah Marchetti
@sarahshazam
when your bf's can't take a serious pic pic.twitter.com/QSN9yRGnjS
Sarah Marchetti
@sarahshazam
Harry Styles album inspired look pic.twitter.com/tJRwvHkCqk
Sarah Marchetti
@sarahshazam
western bacon cheeseburger til I die bitch
Sarah Marchetti
@sarahshazam
@alexandriajude my first born child
Sarah Marchetti
@sarahshazam
if you're fake and you know it raise your hand twitter.com/thatboiipinky/β¦
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Sarah Marchetti
@sarahshazam
Ayyyy Mask Off pic.twitter.com/Sj8fe5g5Tk
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Sarah Marchetti
@sarahshazam
I hate this emoji and it's stupid attitude
Sarah Marchetti
@sarahshazam
*someone says/tweets something vague*
me:
me:
Sarah Marchetti
@sarahshazam
Life is short. Pick the flower. Eat the cake. Be honest. Wear the pearls. Speak the truth. Buy the birds. Plant the tree.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
