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Wife of G.O.B
@sarcastathon
Does anywhere in this city do fucking iced coffee with soy milk?
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Wife of G.O.B
@sarcastathon
Popped over to see my ex and he gave me a copy of Minnie Riperton's Perfect Angel on vinyl aka my favourite album ever!
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Wife of G.O.B
@sarcastathon
Someone on my Facebook just discovered Afrikan Boy's Lidl.
Wife of G.O.B
@sarcastathon
Shout out to my neighbour whoβs blasting Joni Mitchell to drown out my sex noises.
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@sarcastathon
I sent my mum a Happy Birthday text with emoji and she just replied 'Thank you'
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@sarcastathon
@MandrewB AHHHH SO CUTE
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@_Ms_R @MrsDoktorG He's not in my house! I wish I could make him bring it all the way here though
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sarcastathon
@sarcastathon
RT @STFUKirbs: Yes, I am trying to make happen. Please, JOIN ME! Spread the emoji penguin gospel.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
