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Sarah 🦋
@sardennno
I’m so mf tired of losing my Roku remote in bed
14 Feb 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I’m so mf tired of losing my Roku remote in bed 🤬
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Sarah 🦋
@sardennno
I put myself on a high pedestal for a reason; no one can tell me shit
Retweet of status by @Beefstick18
26 Jan 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I put myself on a high pedestal for a reason; no one can tell me shit 💁🏽♀️👑
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Sarah 🦋
@sardennno
@sardennno It's ok girl I got you next time I'll look you dead in the face and say "Sarah shut the fuck up"
Retweet of status by @marshmalinetcfq
09 Jan 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @sardennno It's ok girl I got you 🥰 next time I'll look you dead in the face and say "Sarah shut the fuck up" 🥰
Sarah 🦋
@sardennno
This includes bartenders bruh… dude left his phone number instead of a tip and really thought he’d get a call.. twitter.com/sardennno/stat…
Retweet of status by @sarahsegment
27 Oct 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This includes bartenders bruh… dude left his phone number instead of a tip and really thought he’d get a call.. 🤔 https://t.co/MS6kalqXci
Sarah 🦋
@sardennno
@_benjvmins_ A majority of the time, I forget
But I work nights, so I keep them all together on a shelf next to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
But I work nights, so I keep them all together on a shelf next to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
31 Aug 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @_benjvmins_ A majority of the time, I forget 😭
But I work nights, so I keep them all together on a shelf next to… https://t.co/7BtTJatsn9
Sarah 🦋
@sardennno
oversharing on twitter is fun and games until people send your tweet to you and ask you questions
Retweet of status by @artfuIchaos
30 Aug 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote oversharing on twitter is fun and games until people send your tweet to you and ask you questions 😭
Sarah 🦋
@sardennno
when I was in Salina with my colorful hair everyone gave me dirty looks... in Denver all I’ve gotten is smiles and compliments
Retweet of status by @kmilllllz
26 Jun 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote when I was in Salina with my colorful hair everyone gave me dirty looks... in Denver all I’ve gotten is smiles and compliments 🥺
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Sarah Dennis
@sardennno
My dad just called his underwear “reusable filters”
11 Apr 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My dad just called his underwear “reusable filters” 💀💀💀
Sarah Dennis
@sardennno
Its confusing, but not surprising that people are standing up for #MorganWallen
I understand separating the art… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
I understand separating the art… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
04 Feb 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Its confusing, but not surprising that people are standing up for #MorganWallen 🥴
I understand separating the art… https://t.co/TuVz9tDwyP
Sarah Dennis
@sardennno
I hate when Conservatives say “sO mUcH fOr ThE tOlErAnT lEfT ”
We’re tolerant of those who are different than us.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
We’re tolerant of those who are different than us.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
10 Dec 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I hate when Conservatives say “sO mUcH fOr ThE tOlErAnT lEfT 🤪”
We’re tolerant of those who are different than us.… https://t.co/5XYm0MIxE1
Sarah Dennis
@sardennno
Customer service is not for the weak
Retweet of status by @haihaisutton
23 Jul 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Customer service is not for the weak 😂
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊