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Johnson & Johnson me at work
vaccine
only 66% effective
vaccine
only 66% effective
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You should take it as a compliment that I got drunk and made fun of the way you talk.
Preach it Taylor Swift
Preach it Taylor Swift
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Anyone else worry their kids will be ugly and people will make fun of the photos you post on Facebook? No? Just me? Okay then.
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You may think her mom jeans scream โdull and boringโ but they really say โmy Kohlโs Cash was expiringโ.
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@lyssa_b1 @hersheyburger I've known Laura Deneen, the queen of dry shampoo, for eight years! Trust me, I've tried.
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So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's DOA
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's DOA
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@hersheyburger He stopped responding after I told him what I did for a living
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Today's dating scene makes me long for arranged marriages
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If this tweet gets 100 retweets by Friday @shaffer_sean65 will take me to Homecoming!!!!
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I NEED TO TRY THIS pic.twitter.com/qPigh0Coc4
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@lehewww That's me 100% right now. I feel like I was hit by a bus
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
