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sassy server β‘
@sassy_bitchhh_
RT @itsrealchris: THE. BEST. THING. EVER. http://t.co/2AGv5H17wO
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sassy girlfriend β‘
@sassy_bitchhh_
RT @_LadyBoners: Nick Cage is such a talented actor http://t.co/X9RKnkTJ1u
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sassybitchhh
@sassy_bitchhh_
and if we actually had sex at any point this week being sexually frustrated and mad at your bf is an infuriating combination
sassybitchhh
@sassy_bitchhh_
ughhhh he needs to hurry up and get here I can't wait any longer!!
sassybitchhh
@sassy_bitchhh_
like if you're going to be in a relationship with me you have to be willing to talk about EVERYTHING. ALLL OF OUR PROBLEMS
sassybitchhh
@sassy_bitchhh_
I hate the progressive insurance commercials, except for the one with the minions & the one with the guy tryna juggle the chainsaws #idie
sassybitchhh
@sassy_bitchhh_
online shopping gives me such a rush
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sassybitchhh
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but boyfriend leaves for basic training at the end of October
sassybitchhh
@sassy_bitchhh_
yeah I think I'll nap cause I'm already laying down lol
sassybitchhh
@sassy_bitchhh_
but I need to stop thinking about that cause we're having a good night and he's being adorable cause he's in such a good mood
sassybitchhh
@sassy_bitchhh_
I wish I knew what TF is going on with me. I've been feeling like shit for the past four days and now there's my period on top of that?
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
