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Sammy Sammy
@scad_official
Crazy how our parents will give us "The go and sleep" afternoon punishment.
Now we sleep in the afternoon they call us lazy
Now we sleep in the afternoon they call us lazy
Retweet of status by @theblackoflagos
29 Mar 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Crazy how our parents will give us "The go and sleep" afternoon punishment.
Now we sleep in the afternoon they call us lazyπ
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Sammy Sammy
@scad_official
The exam is out of 30 & your score is your birthday date. Whatβs your score?
Retweet of status by @shalomdfirst
06 Mar 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The exam is out of 30 & your score is your birthday date. Whatβs your score?π
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Sammy Sammy
@scad_official
01 Mar 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If you ever feel useless, remember there are some people in big brother house thinking theyβre trending π«π
Sammy Sammy
@scad_official
Men are not good people, how can you impregnate someone and make them look ugly for months?
Retweet of status by @ProGhost_
23 Feb 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Men are not good people, how can you impregnate someone and make them look ugly for months? πππ
Sammy Sammy
@scad_official
If you know this woman, just forget about making heaven pic.twitter.com/4ijUJXcTmz
01 Feb 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If you know this woman, just forget about making heaven ππ©π https://t.co/4ijUJXcTmz
Sammy Sammy
@scad_official
African Peter Drury pic.twitter.com/FRbx8ZChyv
Retweet of status by @ItsDonUche
18 Nov 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote African Peter Drury ππ https://t.co/FRbx8ZChyv
Sammy Sammy
@scad_official
20 Oct 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote He posted his flight ticket online to
flaunt it. Someone copied the
reference number and cancelled the
flight. Am tired for diz countryππ₯Ί
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Sammy Sammy
@scad_official
6 rounds before going to bed, 2 rounds in the midnight and 1 quickie before going to work.
That's my plan when I get married
That's my plan when I get married
Retweet of status by @ManLikeGhost01
27 Sep 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 6 rounds before going to bed, 2 rounds in the midnight and 1 quickie before going to work.
That's my plan when I get marriedπ
Sammy Sammy
@scad_official
A horny wife once said pic.twitter.com/E6NFPuAyk4
Retweet of status by @Khalipha_uno
23 Sep 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote A horny wife once said ππ
https://t.co/E6NFPuAyk4
Sammy Sammy
@scad_official
30 Aug 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote "I think I find you attractive"π lenu omo 22 years π
Sammy Sammy
@scad_official
15 Aug 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My guy went for a p0rn audition and got disqualified because he didnβt stop when he was asked to π
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ