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Matthew Schmiedl
@schmeeeeeeeeeds
If you really TRYNA slide on me just send me .
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Matthew Schmiedl
@schmeeeeeeeeeds
Wowza pic.twitter.com/VDJvcZ4nvN
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Matthew Schmiedl
@schmeeeeeeeeeds
I shoulda went to Joe's the other night I knew I would've regreted it
Matthew Schmiedl
@schmeeeeeeeeeds
The last time I got a booty pic or anything like that I was in high school
Matthew Schmiedl
@schmeeeeeeeeeds
I've watched this about 300 times pic.twitter.com/PCTjZ5pEN8
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Matthew Schmiedl
@schmeeeeeeeeeds
My goal is to build a life I don't need a vacation from
Matthew Schmiedl
@schmeeeeeeeeeds
I'm going to sleep so good tonight
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Matthew Schmiedl
@schmeeeeeeeeeds
Your boyfriend doesn't have to put you on social media to prove y'all go together. stop letting soc-media tell what is & isn't important
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Matthew Schmiedl
@schmeeeeeeeeeds
Me as a parent vine.co/v/bxbHIEgt53m
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Matthew Schmiedl
@schmeeeeeeeeeds
Who needs a relationship when you have a pet
Matthew Schmiedl
@schmeeeeeeeeeds
Retweet this lmao pic.twitter.com/lmB9utYM6S
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
