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Emily Schum
@schumbody
@caitlinwixted this doesnβt apply to you but I thought you would find it humorous twitter.com/dadtellsjokes/β¦
10 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @caitlinwixted this doesnβt apply to you but I thought you would find it humorous ππΌ https://t.co/BRpw8czww3
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Emily Schum
@schumbody
Quite the entertaining & smart test for my dudes to take from @annevclark. Just close your eyes and think of me
medium.com/@annevictoriacβ¦
medium.com/@annevictoriacβ¦
10 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Quite the entertaining & smart test for my dudes to take from @annevclark. Just close your eyes and think of me π
https://t.co/0l89HamsSp
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Emily Schum
@schumbody
PSA TO WHITE PEOPLE
STOP WEARIN DASHIKIS !!!!!
STOP WEARIN DASHIKIS !!!!!
17 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote πPSA TO WHITE PEOPLE π’
STOP π£WEARIN π£ DASHIKISπ£ !!!!!
Emily Schum
@schumbody
26 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Just stalked Ciara's ig and had flashbacks of middle school when she wore men's cargo shorts so I thought I could too #ugh ππ
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Cc @ELSchum
Emily Schum
@schumbody
Me- "Who needs money anyway when you have alcohol?"
Random Old Lady- "Amen, honey keep living your life"
Okay thx
Random Old Lady- "Amen, honey keep living your life"
Okay thx
Retweet of status by @caitlinprobz
13 Apr 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Me- "Who needs money anyway when you have alcohol?"
Random Old Lady- "Amen, honey keep living your life"
Okay thx π
Emily Schum
@schumbody
@schumbody I'm sorry
Retweet of status by @DJOutHere
13 Mar 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @schumbody πππππ I'm sorry
Doris Plum
@schumbody
24 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote T-minus 11 hours until @ELSchum takes over my snapstory #getready #getweird
Hope there's a cute boy on my flight! π
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Doris Plum
@schumbody
"I've been drinkin all week. And I've been driving all week. I've got some practice." #whoops
07 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote "I've been drinkin all week. And I've been driving all week. I've got some practice." #whoops πππ
Doris Plum
@schumbody
Today is #FreeTeaDay2015! Stop by your local McAlisterβs for a free 32 oz. sweet tea. We our #TeaFreaks! pic.twitter.com/n9Sjgi1t49
Retweet of status by @McAlistersDeli
23 Jul 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Today is #FreeTeaDay2015! Stop by your local McAlisterβs for a free 32 oz. sweet tea. We β€ our #TeaFreaks! http://t.co/n9Sjgi1t49
Doris Plum
@schumbody
Just casually trolling @caitlinprobz because that's what bigs do. #psycho
06 Jun 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Just casually trolling @caitlinprobz because that's what bigs do. ππΌπ― #psycho
Doris Plum
@schumbody
RT: "@ELSchum: SO EXCITED MY LIL SISTA IS COMING TO DALLAS TODAY!!!! Can't wait to show you around @schumbody "
06 May 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote RT: "@ELSchum: SO EXCITED MY LIL SISTA IS COMING TO DALLAS TODAY!!!! Can't wait to show you around @schumbody πππΆβ₯οΈπβοΈπ"
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ