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Samantha Murphy
@scmphoto
When someone at work blasts Mambo No. 5 before 9am...
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@scmphoto
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Samantha Murphy
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I love all of my super duper gay and queer friends so effin hard #NationalComingOutDay
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Samantha Murphy
@scmphoto
Dear @united, please operate a nonstop flight from ORD to MAN, so I donβt have to fly American anymore
Samantha Murphy
@scmphoto
Exactly one week from today I'll be back in Liverpool, reunited with @boldstcoffee & @BalticBake
Samantha Murphy
@scmphoto
Sunshine is good for the soul
Samantha Murphy
@scmphoto
Haven't had coffee in two days. Barely alive. Damn you, food poisoning!
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Samantha Murphy
@scmphoto
2017 is truly a zany hellhole well, have a pleasant day
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Samantha Murphy
@scmphoto
Summer Saturdays pic.twitter.com/XzlrU8QITw
Samantha Murphy
@scmphoto
"Aguacate Jones!" sounds like the world's next great superhero @VICELAND @desusandmero
Samantha Murphy
@scmphoto
To whoever stole almost my entire jar of coffee beans -- karma will get you #rude
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
