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Shakira
@shakira_URIV
God please come and take the wheel with all these terror attacks and natural disasters
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Shakira
@shakira_URIV
First it was the finger prints. Now the 3D Face recognition. I can't be the only one thinking shits booky twitter.com/lovelyxdaisy/sβ¦
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Shakira
@shakira_URIV
After having his two front legs hacked off with a sword, look how happy he is with his prosthetic leg pic.twitter.com/ZWcY4WpLnM
Shakira
@shakira_URIV
I said 'Bye auntie' to the African cleaner at work and my colleague was like 'Aww your auntie works here?'
Retweet of status by @SadeLoves_xox
Shakira
@shakira_URIV
I hate my TL
Retweet of status by @GloriaDeluss
Shakira
@shakira_URIV
Philzki gonna message her with this pic.twitter.com/UDKh9b516y
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Shakira
@shakira_URIV
God said no weapon formed against me shall prosper
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Shakira
@shakira_URIV
Happy 5 months to me as a born again Christian. I love you Jesus
Retweet of status by @NikkiShangee
Shakira
@shakira_URIV
81.4% of my conversations with Shakira consists of just talking about eastenders
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
