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Tarzan99
@shane_asylum
Your classmates are marrying and you're still single you only enjoy attending their weddings.
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Tarzan99
@shane_asylum
Where are da Manchester United fans.
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Tarzan99
@shane_asylum
The amount of data Manchester united fans wasted following up Jordan Sancho's transfer to their club is enough to buy Messi and Ronaldo
Tarzan99
@shane_asylum
In Church you will see ladies Fainting and falling left and right during deliverance but still remembering to close their Legs...
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Tarzan99
@shane_asylum
Tweeps who say Drop your handles.. Why don't you change??. To Drop your Numbers For Data....
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
