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shay
@shaylanderson_
I am a mother before I am anything, Iβm sorry if you have a problem with that
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shay
@shaylanderson_
@madisonclouse_ @ThornburgKarlee greatest thing ever tho
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shay
@shaylanderson_
I swearrrrrr if u come around me smellin like the damn Jc penny cologne section imma climb u like a tree
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shay
@shaylanderson_
@shaylanderson_ I know everything
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shay
@shaylanderson_
me: this movie was confusing, did y'all understand any of what was going on?
mom: Shayla you're drunk
oh okay mom
mom: Shayla you're drunk
oh okay mom
shay
@shaylanderson_
shayla: i can't wait till we have our own little families and go to the bar w our husbands.. or it can just be us it's whatever
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shay
@shaylanderson_
"'man we're going to jail"
shayla: no we're not. my mom will bail us out
shayla: no we're not. my mom will bail us out
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shay
@shaylanderson_
me & @shaylanderson_ got told we were classy girls tonight. bless up
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shay
@shaylanderson_
I want you, I don't need you. Don't get that twisted.
shay
@shaylanderson_
@AAnanders that's definitely @shaylanderson_
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
