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shelby kennedy
@shelbkkk
if I ask how u r and u reply one tea and one water I'm not responsible for ur injuries when I punch u in the face
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shelby kennedy
@shelbkkk
Don't go out to eat if you complain about the prices to employees that don't control the prices
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shelby kennedy
@shelbkkk
Breadsticks are not the same without butter garlic sauce
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shelby kennedy
@shelbkkk
I'm just doing meeeeee
shelby kennedy
@shelbkkk
a boiled egg blew up on a customer and I've honestly never been happier
shelby kennedy
@shelbkkk
not sure what's worse old ppl saying u need new jeans after wearing ripped ones or saying ur shirt from pink isn't actually pink
shelby kennedy
@shelbkkk
some customer tried wishing me a Happy Mother's Day #notyet
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shelby kennedy
@shelbkkk
when u were having a bad day and go to the vending machine and it gives you two snacks instead of one
shelby kennedy
@shelbkkk
why would I ever settle for someone who only wants me when it's convenient for them
shelby kennedy
@shelbkkk
biggest pet peeve: when ppl touch my stuff and think I won't notice
shelby kennedy
@shelbkkk
yay sunny weather
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
