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shelby
@shelby_johanson
Dear ssm, cut the FUCKING snowbanks
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shelby
@shelby_johanson
Last night @DaneSwitzer admitted he has a slight crush on my boyfriend & my response was "I don't blame you, he's hot & has a big dick"
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shelby
@shelby_johanson
She's even badder because every dude hasn't had her
shelby
@shelby_johanson
When people say the buds on my snap story are really pretty & I take it as a wonderful compliment & respond with thank you
shelby
@shelby_johanson
Just a friendly reminder that it's winter, so you should probably use your FUCKING BLINKER
shelby
@shelby_johanson
I will never understand why girls talk to other girls boyfriends. It's all fun and games until your boyfriend does it to you
shelby
@shelby_johanson
You wouldn't believe the improvement a couple can make after being through some tough shit
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shelby
@shelby_johanson
One thing I think everyone needs to know is β if you don't enjoy having sex, you are with the wrong person because sex is an amazing thing
shelby
@shelby_johanson
Facebook vs. Instagram pic.twitter.com/Wj3w6Xuzp7
shelby
@shelby_johanson
hoes can't compete with queens
Retweet of status by @mirandarenoo
shelby
@shelby_johanson
People are so fuckin shady and ignorant to the people that do the most for them.
Retweet of status by @Golden_Boy73
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
