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cool momβ’
@shelfuckface
Really need a boxed wine company to sponsor me. Go through a full box every episode of any Bachelor episode and @BachParadise starts soon
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cool momβ’
@shelfuckface
"Can Jewish people even have have sex before marriage?" The shit you hear when you work late
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cool momβ’
@shelfuckface
I'm careful of the ones who are nice to my face. Nosy ass mf's
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cool momβ’
@shelfuckface
@elaniesilva08 hopefully the commute from Canada won't be too long! I don't know if I can promise that there will be any left
cool momβ’
@shelfuckface
Meryl Streep as Donald Trump I'm dead pic.twitter.com/RvSUCYmEXc
Retweet of status by @chanelpuke
cool momβ’
@shelfuckface
"Lets go get something to eat"
"Wanna go to the mall"
"Let's go watch a movie"
"Let's go get ice cream"
pic.twitter.com/QooVBJ4Fiy
"Wanna go to the mall"
"Let's go watch a movie"
"Let's go get ice cream"
pic.twitter.com/QooVBJ4Fiy
cool momβ’
@shelfuckface
4am always feels so wrong.
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cool momβ’
@shelfuckface
First, Donald Trump
Now, Hydra Cap?!?!
WHAT DOES THIS WORLD GAIN FROM LETTING ME DOWN?!
Now, Hydra Cap?!?!
WHAT DOES THIS WORLD GAIN FROM LETTING ME DOWN?!
Retweet of status by @Delaney_Wheels
cool momβ’
@shelfuckface
@shelfuckface: "Have you ever tied a corset?"
Me: "The flower thing on your wrist?"
Shelby: "That's a corsage...."
I graduated college
Me: "The flower thing on your wrist?"
Shelby: "That's a corsage...."
I graduated college
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cool momβ’
@shelfuckface
Nike is playing @onedirection in their store v v nice
Shelby γ½οΈowgli
@shelfuckface
queen #LEMONADE amp.twimg.com/v/11606d38-b00β¦
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
