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Shelli Martineau
@shellityler
give a fuck about only what is true and immediate and important pic.twitter.com/fl0qh5A8Zf
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Shelli Martineau
@shellityler
Getting my nails done and the lady next to me says "I love that color! Are you going to the prom?!" nah I'm 7 years outta high school thx
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Shelli Martineau
@shellityler
@JJSingleton1 wish you could join!! I'll drink an extra for ya
Shelli Martineau
@shellityler
I know this is going to shock a vast majority of you, but "lose" & "loose" are 2 totally different words with 2 totally different meanings
Shelli Martineau
@shellityler
I can guarantee I give less than a that you started a live video on Instagram OR Facebook
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Shelli Martineau
@shellityler
Oh good you're now allowed to "go live" on every social media site so looks like I never have to physically hang out w anyone ever again
Shelli Martineau
@shellityler
EVG tiger wings always hit the spot
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Shelli Martineau
@shellityler
Shelli Martineau
@shellityler
Every time I make it an entire day without my insta finally deciding to update to that snapchat bs I count it as a win
Shelli Martineau
@shellityler
Don't trust everything you see, even salt look like sugar.
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Shelli Martineau
@shellityler
Like it legit took my breath away
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
